Gay's Page, Part III

Cain's Ballroom -- Tulsa, Oklahoma -- May 27-31, 1999


Those Wacky Girls took a trip to Tulsa that will not soon be forgotten. Read and enjoy their epic saga...thrill to the sights of the I-40....gasp at the lack of speed achieved by the rented Geo Metro.....ooh and aaah at the Goody Bags given to each BR5-49 member.......


 I Am The Egg Car! Yes, it's true. This little Egg-Shaped vehicle got our gals, Arigon and Gay from San Diego, California to Tulsa, Oklahoma. Truly economy, it featured only an AM/FM radio...but thankfully had air-conditioning.
 Mark Abbott, Choctaw Boy

Our gorgeous host for the weekend was the gracious, kind, insanely funny and talented Mark Abbott, aka Choctaw Boy.

Mark celebrated his one year anniversary of returning to his hometown, Tulsa. He had previously been pursuing a career in Los Angeles as an actor. You might have seen him in Squanto: A Warrior's Tale and in Naturally Native. He's also a founding member of First Americans in the Arts.

If you think Gary Bennett is the nicest guy on earth....Mark Abbott is his Choctaw counterpart.

 Yummy Goody Bags
 Often accused of having too much time on their hands, the "Kickapoo Chicks" had baked homemade goodies and created specially decorated bags for each guy in the band. The bags were hand-lettered by Arigon, with the tagline "Sweet Hillbilly Snax From the Kickapoo Chicks."
 

The World-Famous Cain's Ballroom, home of country music legend Bob Wills.

As a young girl, Gay and Arigon's mom, Ruth Wahpecome came to this same ballroom and saw Bob Wills live.

A small crowd had already gathered around 6:30 PM and everyone outside enjoyedthe BR5-49 sound check.

 

The show was jam-packed with talented local acts -- plus the fab Wayne "The Train" Hancock.

One of the gals favorites was a wild rockabilly act called "The Poison Okies" -- and Brian Lee Parton who did cool country versions of songs like Echo & The Bunnyman's "Lips Like Sugar."

There was even a Japanese Surf Band....

A local journalist had come to cover the show -- and asked Gay and Arigon who was who in the band right before the show. He promised to send the gals a review of the show.....and you'll be surprised at what he wrote! We will make no comments about journalists. Journalists are our friends <wink>.


THE NORMAN TRANSCRIPT
FRIDAY JUNE 18, 1999

Reviewed by Doug Hill

Although they ran amok there in 1977, there's no photo of the Sex Pistols at the Cain's Ball Room, 423 N. Main in Tulsa. Big black and white photos of artists who've played the Cain's circle the walls in its one huge room.

This collection leans toward the C&W alumni. Pee Wee King, Al Clauser, Cindy Walker, Red Foley, Moon Mullican, Jimmy Wakely, Tex Williams, Johnny Bond and Ernest Tubb. It's a big old barn. Pat Breene, Hank Snow, Roy Rogers, Tennessee Ernie Ford, Roy Acuff, Kay Starr, Eddy Arnold and Hank Thompson. The Cain's is celebrating 75 years of honky-tonkin': 1924 to 1999. It's called the house that Bob (Wills) built.

The Cain's is a low stone building painted white. Outside, flashing multi-colored neon lights gave our muggy May 29 evening a deco glow. Inside there's no a.c., but big industrial fans kept the air moving across the hardwood floors black as ebony from generations of spilled beer and ashes.

This holiday weekend show was billed as "Swing-A-Billy Wipeout '99." Five bands over six hours. The crowd was a mix of older people in Shepler's wear, yuppie pairs, pretty, tattooed punkabilly girls and dancing middle-aged biker couples.

POISON OKIES

Wayne Hancock Rocks!Referring to a caravan of Detroit steel parked out front, the Poison Okies' Brian Dunning said, "I'd take the '60 Impala, cuz it has the biggest back seat." They played "Oklahoma Baby." A cute girl jumped on-stage from the audience to dance with Dunning. He closed out their set like an Appalachian saint; spinning full speed, shaking both hands full of rubber snakes, shouting "BE HEALED!"

KYODAI

Billed as a Japanese surf band, guitarist Chris Casey introduced his band Kyodai with, "Welcome to the whack-out part of the show." They played sexy spy music. All-instrumental (a brief chorus on one song), Japanese mafia movie soundtracks. Action boys playing imaginary Nipponese horse opera scores, circa 1966. From Stillwater, the remainder of Kyodai were Tatsuya Fukushima (guitar), Ko Ashida (guitar), Seth Kane (bass) and Toby Surratt (drums). Their songs had titles like "Night of Star" and several were named for Japanese film actors. Unlikely as it sounds, the crowd loved them.

BRIAN PARTON AND THE NASHVILLE REBELS

Brian Parton and the Nashville Rebels filled the Cain's aisles with dancers, causing the old boards to bounce under the rocking weight. "I've seen a lot of movies/ and dirty magazines/ but you're the sexiest thing / that I've ever seen," Parton howled like an alley cat. More rock than billy, the Rebels blew "Sugar Kisses" to the fans. Parton has a combination of soul, rock and down-in-the-cornfield country that's irresistible. "Thank you neighbors, thank you so much," he concluded with Broken Arrow sweetness.

WAYNE "THE TRAIN" HANCOCK

Wayne "The Train" Hancock and his band included stand-up bass, three guitars and a keyboard player. They played "Wino Boogie," "Highway 54" and "Blue Suede Shoes."

Hancock's voice is high and dry as wind across Lubbock stubble field. Boozy hillbilly car radio music rocketing up and down East Texas two-lane blacktops.

Gary and DonnieBR5-49

Nashville's BR5-49 (BR) headlined this Wipe-Out. they're winsome, arty successors to Asleep at the Wheel, Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen and the Sir Douglas Quintet. They are Jay McDowell (upright bass), Don Herron (fiddle, mandolin, dobro, etc.), Shaw Wilson (drums), Gary Bennett (vocals/acoustic guitar) and Chuck Mead (vocals/electric guitar).

BR are new wave rockabilly with a stripped-down big band sound. They attracted fans from all over the country for this Saturday night Tulsa blast. Two genuine Cherokee princesses in from California, were front and center. They were delighted to dance when the quintet struck up Bob Wills' "Cherokee Maiden". [Diva's Note: There is NO SUCH THING as a Cherokee Princess, unless you count winners of a Cherokee Nation Beauty Pageant. We're proud ol' Doug Hill thought we were royalty. He didn't say anything about us headbanging through "18 Wheels and A Crowbar." Doesn't exactly fit the "indin" stereotype, huh? AAAAAAAY!-- The Diva.]

BR have a strong stage presence. Masculine, good-looking guys in studied retro duds, they could be a 1940s posse of roadhouse studs. They took the gloves off on some numbers. Their trucker song is called "18 Wheels and a Crowbar." It's a "...pail full of pill...cut-off at mile marker 33...Pinto and his fiery grave..." turbo-diesel. Herron's fiddle added a powerful dimension to several numbers. His virtuosity on half a dozen different stringed instruments gave the performance impressive depth. They sing lots of close harmony and some songs have that hiccupy country thang croaking in the mostly dual vocals. BR played "Pain, Pain Go Away" with its radio show slickness and Light Crust Doughboy undertones. Their newest album, "Big Backyard Beat Show' (1998, Arista), has cool touches like a Doug Sahm, Tex-Mex number called "Goodbye, Maria." It's full of dazzling accordion (Santiago Jiminez) and slowed up and down percussion. BR cover "Seven Nights To Rock," obscure Buck Owens and Billy Joe Shaver's "Georgia On A Fast Train." Their own tunes are just a tad too formulaic. "You Flew the Coop" is a shameless Bob Wills rip-off, but it's good fun. Like the Stones (and everyone else) robbing Chuck Berry for the past 30 years, it qualifies as tribute, not real larceny.

BR gave me a feeling of permanent appeal. Guys who will stay together, getting better and better, just like Bob Will and his Texas Playboys and the Stones. BR's album will travel on my Arkansas mountain vacation. Ultra-hip country. Visit their www.twangthis.com website. Take me back to Tulsa any time for a show like this.

 

The guys finally came on around midnight....and the crowd was fired up and ready for some fine Hillbilly music.

We promise to write down the set list next time! Honest!

Arigon had fun taking pictures, and doing an impromptu "Carol Merrill" routine displaying her vinyl BR5-49 collection.

"Hey -- you OWE us a performance of "Muleskinner Blues." We even practiced our yodelling and were ready to yodel along. Ah-hee-hee-uh-heehee hee," cried the Diva.

 

We also promised everyone to get more pictures of Donnie Herron and Hawk Shaw Wilson. Well...I think we achieved our goals, here.

Enjoy the Donnie Herron Gallery!

 

Donnie Plays in the Shadow of Bob Wills

When Jay's amp blew up, Donnie launched into some VINTAGE Bob Wills tunes to fill the gap....and you could feel the LOVE in the room.

 

When stalking the elusive Shaw, it's best to use a high-powered flash and a telephoto lens.

This shot was taking from a moving Land Rover on the Serengheti Plains....NOT!

Looks good, don't he?

 

Take me back to Tul-see

I'm too young to marry

Take me back to Tul-see

I'm too young to marr-eeee

I'm just a kid!

After the show -- there was more picture-taking fun. Plus the goodie bags were handed-out to very appreciative band members. Hands were shaken, hugs were given...and lots of laughs were shared -- especially from Chuck Mead. He does a splendid "Indin" accent....and when the gals shared some Indin jokes, Chuck had a few of his own (from his Menominee pals) to share.

  Here's Wayne "The Train" Hancock with Smilin' Jay.
 

The Diva FINALLY gets her picture taken with Donnie Herron and Shaw Wilson.

Note Shaw's goodie bag...and the Diva clutching her vinyl!

Our next scheduled encounter with BR5-49 is this August on the Brian Setzer Tour. We'll be cheering them on as they continue to build an audience....and gain the respect of music fans worldwide!