Eugene Tooms is dead
Eugene Tooms is dead
He lived beneath the stairs
That's his slime dripping there
He was different
Not really like you and me
He was dangerous
In ways you could hardly believe
CHORUS
He was strange
And completely deranged
The only one of his kind
We will ever find
You better watch your back
He might still attack
He fooled you once before
He slid right through the door.
He had strange tastes
And spent thirty years fast asleep
Oh, he was happy
To live his life as a creep
CHORUS
Eugene Tooms is dead
Eugene Tooms is dead
You know what it's all about
He really creeped me out.
Eugene Tooms is dead.
Eugene Tooms is dead.
Written by Arigon Starr
© 1997 Starrwatcher Publishing (ASCAP)
Lyrics reprinted by Kind Permission
